Dylaned
the state of inebriation at which price does not matter, women do not matter & distance to walk home does not matter. the point of which your blood-alcohal level switches to become the alcohal-blood level as the volume of alcohal is greater than the volume of blood. alcoholic-liquor quant-ty cannot be measured and pizza becomes required no matter what the cost.
lets get dylaned.
man, did i get dylaned last night.
the point of inebriation at which a person sustains life threatening injuries which are discovered the morning after they are sustained and which the recipient of the injuries cannot recall the circ-mstances under which the injuries were sustained.
friend 1: “dude what happened to your leg?”
friend who got dylaned: “i dunno man, i was so dylaned last night, i think i cut it climbing over a fence on the walk home”
friend 1: “dude, i drove you home”
friend who got dylaned: “oh, sh-t”
to go full r-t-rd, you should never go full r-t-rd
hey that guy totally dylaned the party last night, he went on and on about how awesome jordy nelson is.
when one is forcefully slammed against a wall and made out with without prior consent.
party guest: “d-mn! that b-tch just got dylaned!”
homeowner: “what the f-ck!? i just fixed that wall!”
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