Dyoaf
pr-nounced: doe-fff
type of speech: proposition
definition: d-mn, you old as f-ck!
pickup line used to attract self-loathing cougars and other well aged women who are interested in deceptively seducing younger men.
hey gurl, i saw you from the other side of da club looking all s-xy and sh-t, so i decided to walk over an’ introduce myself. when i got close i realized you a dyoaf, but that straight, i’m down with it.
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