Dysfunctional Family


a group of people who are all radically different, but are closely-knit friends. often include people such as: the sl-tty barbie, the jarhead, the wise-ss comedian, the slightly insane asian kid, the big guy with a heart of gold, the chick who thinks she can get more than the sl-tty barbie but is obviously wrong, the star wars nerd, and the one person who’s health condition makes the others all act like honest, caring people.
mike: “you’re all insane, i don’t understand why they don’t kill each other.”
liz: “we’re all just one big dysfunctional family!”

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