dyslexemail
the condition or act of answering emails in the wrong order causing confusion and irritation to your confusable and irritable co-workers and friends.
to friend: hey wanna hangout tuesday night?
reply from friend: sure what time?
later reply from friend: btw how’s the new job?
to friend: job is pretty cool so far. can you go tuesday?
reply from friend: i already told you i could go out! didn’t you get my reply?
to friend: sorry…i’ve got dyslexemail.
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