dyslexic chariot
when you have two b-tches by there nappy -ss hair from behind, and your scatter brain cant decide which -ss c-n-l to stab so you just stick a toe in each -sshole and hang the f-ck on…
i grabbed shaneka and yolanda by there fake -ss weaves and did a dyslexic chariot across the living room floor.
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