Dyslexic Chauffeur
when a girl sucks on your b-lls while tickling your p-n-s at the same time. first invented in 1937 by an irishman named ewen mcgenehey. it was properly patented in the famous “madame de sausage” brothel in northern france.
kenneth: “honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me.”
steve: “how about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur”
bill: “my b-lls are very comfortable at the moment. at the same time my p-n-s is tickled! this is amazing! what do you call it?”
suzy: (m-ffled) “dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur”
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