dyslextext


the condition or act of answering texts in the wrong order causing confusion and irritation to your confusable and irritable co-workers and friends.
to friend: hey wanna hangout tuesday night?

from friend: sure what time?

from friend: btw how’s the new job?

to friend: job is pretty cool so far. can you go tuesday?

from friend: i already told you i could go out! didn’t you get my reply?

to friend: sorry…i’ve got dyslextext.

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