Dyson

to dyson is the name given to the act of sucking up ones recently -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n through the eye of the p-n-s. most commonly caused by the victim being interrupted during masturbation during climax. this shock leads to the t-st-cl-s expanding slightly internally, thus creating a vacuum inside the testes which therefore sucks the s-m-n back into the testes. if done on a regular basis this can cause severe aching of the testes and may cause one or both of them to pop violently and randomly, normally when s-xually aroused.
“hey son how was your day?”
“sh-t dad go away, knock next time! you made me dyson!!”
“oh sorry son, my bad”
well doc-mented to be the most faithful and fertile family in all of the u.k. where 80% of those who bear the surname are related to each other.
famous british dysons
george dyson, english composer
frank watson dyson, astronomer royal
james dyson, inventor of the dual cyclone vacuum cleaner
hugo dyson, inkling
george dyson, science historian
a person who likes to go bagless, i.e never uses condoms, esp in casual relationships
b-tts is a real dyson, he never bags up
-a brand of vacuum cleaner
-somebody who sucks/a loser (from “you suck like a dyson, b-tch!”)
man, you’re such a dyson…
the greatest invention in the world that allows you to clean up in the after partys at 2 o’clock the next morning when u wake up after getting wasted and ur parents are on the way home. (a vaccuum)
sh-t that dyson saved my -ss n-gg-
a situation that sucks so much, it never loses suction.
work is a dyson – “work really sucks”.

what a dyson – “a person who is really rotten”.
a term used to describe females (or males) that give many bl-wj-bs to others. dyson can also refer to a sl-t or sk-nk.

this term is derived from dyson vacc-ms whose slogan is “never loses suction”
a: did you hear jenny sucked for 2 guys at the same time?
b: g-d, i know. she’s sucha dyson.

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