Dysrexia
1. the psychosomatic condition that renders one unable to consume processed food after attempting to read the incomprehensible and unpr-nounceable label of ingredients.
2. if i can’t say it, i’m definately not gonna put it in my mouth.
we were hoping charlene’s weight loss was something simple like a tapeworm but were horrified to hear that she has been diagnosed with dysrexia.
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