E-baby
the result of online s-x.
a manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.
if you and brian keep talking like that on msn, your gunna have an e-baby.
sally>bobby, i have big new.
bobby> ok.. what is it?
sally> were having an e-baby!! its a boy! how cute is that!
bobby>…
>>bobby appears to have signed off>>
e-ba-by (n.)
your child that you purchased on the internet of course!
wife: hey hubby, you excited?
husband: for what?
wife: our child richard!
husband: your not pregnant, are you?
wife: silly! we ordered an ebaby, it’s coming next week!
husband: -facepalm-
a stuffed animal that has all the stuffing taken out of it so that candy kids and ravers can put candy, candy jewelry,anything else they need,and of course ectasy inside of it.
my e-baby is a stuffed bear i’ve had forever, which is why my mom never suspects the ectasy inside.
a person who grew up in the information/internet age, therefore is familiar with new technology and gadgets.
with so many ebaby’s born today, bill gates can rest easy on his piles of money.
a girl or guy you met online and you have a long distance relationship going.
person1: hey hows you and s-xygurl245 doing?
person2: which e baby is that?
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