E-Card
also known as an electronic card. e cards are sent through any form of online communication or mobile device. they can say anything from happy birthday to merry christmas.
this card also lets the receiver know how insignificant they are in this world. an e card is basically a big f-ck you to receiver. do yourself a favor and dont send e cards to people.
my parents just sent me and e-card man, they hate me. f-ck my life
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