e-facial


an email sent to a large group of people that on the surface seems altruistic, but upon closer reflection, belies the sender’s self-love; i.e. essentially -j-c-l-t-ng onto the faces of his intended readers
q: did you see djalibi’s latest e-facial about matching our donations to xx charity?
a: yes, and my eye still stings and i think some of it got in my hair.
when a guy m-st-rb-t-s while on skype with a female and c-ms on the image of her face to simulate a real life facial. very popular for long distance relationships and in frankfurt, germany.
mary: how are you and bryan doing?
sallie: we’re better than ever! he’s been giving me e-facials over skype and it’s really saved our relationship!

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