e-gazump
(v.) (electronic gazumping) the act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. to e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (refresh the page with the f5 b-tton until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. you should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.
motherf-cker! i got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that john lennon used in 1978. the guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of tom cruise’s snot and a snes. i think i’ll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.
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