e-hole

(n.)
(1) anyone who rips you off via the internet
(2) anyone who posts know-it-all, irritating, or bullying messages on internet bulletin boards

syn. flame, flamer, -ss hole
1. i bought a cell phone off of ebay two weeks ago, but that e-hole never sent me my phone.

2. that e-hole is always flaming on this bulletin board.
a person that send you useless m-ss emails. usually jokes or chain-letters.
“look, more cr-p from that e hole bla bla… he’s scr-w-ng up my machine”.
short for ’email black hole’, but obviously a play on ‘a–hole’; a person who never replies to email of any kind.

note that people can be selective eholes — not replying, say, to urban legends that are p-ssed around.

someone can also be rendered into an ehole by a busy schedule — see the second example below.
i sent john the information, but he’s an ehole — i never heard back from him.

(perhaps from john): sorry i was such an ehole last week — i was just swamped at work.
anyone who abuses or is rude on their computer and or internet.
some e-hole wrote a bogus website review
an ebay user who engages in any form of eby -ssholery (late payment, lied about item description, unwarranted neg feedback, etc).
g-d d-mn that seller was an ehole! this fabergé egg i bought on ebay is a counterfeit.
n. the virtual portal from which annoying, demanding, or incessant emails emerge, similar to “pie hole” or “cake hole” but is electronnic in nature.
“shut your freaking ehole, beotch!”
a twenty something dot com type that believes that he is actually intelligent enough to keep his floundering internet business alive while doing mounds of cocaine.
that dude that opened consumptionjunction.com is really impressed with himself, but he’s just a f-cking ehole.