e-jinks
an e-jinks occurs when 2 people online chatting and send an identical message at the same time. once the e-jinks has been called out the one who was jinks cannot respond until the jinks has been lifted. thus enduring the mundane details of the other’s life, day, s-xual history, etc.
b: im so happy for them!!!!!!!
r: im so happy for them!
b: e-jinks
b: guess what i did today?
b: oh no guesses?? well let me start from the beginning
b: i woke up to a train, fell back asleep, another train slightly woke me, but it wasn’t until the 3rd train that i actually got up
b: made coffee
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b: and then i started talking you, r
r: you are bl–dy boring
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