e-laid


a term that i coined for the act of a male player of a mmorpg helping a seemingly female player in some way solely because of her gender. this is referred to as “trying to get e-laid” because the male is doing it solely because the person in need of help appears to be of the opposite gender, hence it is s-xual in nature, but still taking place on the internet. the geeky male does it because he holds some small hope that it could develop into an e-lationship.

ironically, most of the female characters in question turn out to also be males irl, and this is often revealed after a lengthy period of cyberstalking.
dude, just admit it: you only gave her some money cause you’re trying to get e-laid.
what most people consider getting laid over the computer. it requires 2 people to touch themselves on their own cams infront of each other….sounds like a circle jerk to me.
-hey man, i just got e-laid on stickam last night, it was amazing!-

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