e-mack
not exactly an online boyfriend or girlfriend, but a friend online that is of the opposite s-x that one spends a considerable amount of time talking to/flirting with on the internet. most often used by others to describe someone else’s situation
a: where’s susan today?
b: she was up all last night talking to her e-mack, craig from canada, so she was too tired to come to school.
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