e-peen jousting
e-peen – online p-n-s size. basically online ego, how awesome/respected you are.
e-peen jousting – a battle of egos online.
an e-peen joust:
person a: lol im a 1337 u84h h4xx0r.
person b: i can has moar 1337 h4xx than u!
person c: e-peen jousting ftw!!!!111!!one!1!!one
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