e-penix
a measurement of one’s online ego, usually in relation either to technical abilit-tes and -ssets or a reflection of one’s ability to win online arguments.
see e-p-n-s and penix
we just come to see giant american e-penix! our e-penix is very small… so very, very small. but you americans’ e-penix is huge! enormous e-penix! e-penix so big, so very, very big! we are happy to be in same room with huge american e-penix!
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