e-shag


when you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to f-ck them, but they’re being too p-ssy and just internet f-cking instead.
guy – “hey baby you looked soooo good tonight”
girl – not even online

2 minutes later
guy – “xoxoxox”
girl – still not online

lurker – what a sad f-ck, why doesn’t he just sh-g her in real life instead of e-sh-gging her

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