e-stalk
verb: to stalk someone using an social networking site.
mary wanted to find information about him, so she e-stalked him on facebook.
religiously following a person’s status updates on facebook, usually:
a) someone more attractive than you who you don’t have the courage to talk to in person
b) someone who you have previously been rejected by
c) someone you don’t know but has nice t-ts.
beth: omg this guy is totally e-stalking me. he comments on like every one of my status updates.
mary: haha omg thats so lameeeeeeeeee
when a co-worker spends half his day looking up references online pertaining to your name or nickname. usually defined by a mancrush that would cause the coworker to look you up online to find more about you.
matt just keeps looking up my name online. he must want to go on an e-date with me…the wacko! the freaking e-stalker
why does matt keep sending me links to my nickname online? he must really have a man-crush on me…i think that he wants to get into my e-pant i think that he’s e-stalking me..
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