E.T. Phone Home
the act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls c-nt and seeing if you can continue the conversation
guy 1: i called josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the e.t phone home manouver
guy 2: f-ckin fat b-tches…
having your parents call during s-x
girl: o man, hold on, my phone is ringing. o sh-t it’s my parents!
guy: e.t. phone home!
girl: o well, let’s keep f-cking
emergency tampon – phone home! e.t phone home occurs when one is out on the town, skeezing it up in a bar, shopping for kicks and rags, or any other activity away from your mad stock of tampons at home. when one e.t phone home’s they are calling home to ask a family member, pimp, or fellow drug dealer to hook you up with some tampons asap.
“sh-t i need to e.t phone home!”
“f-ck i forgot it was that time of the month, can i use your phone to e.t phone home?”
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