E Ticket Ride
a spectacular s-xual partner.
derived from the old payment system at disneyland where the e-ticket rids were the fastest, most expensive and most fun.
“you are really dating tom again tonight?”
“yeah, tom is one e ticket ride. absolutely worth the price of admission.”
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