e-whine


a term used when an employee, typically at a technology company, but can apply to any business, consistently emails the boss/team/org/department with their innane, negative ramblings.
sandy: “team – again we’re faced with the ongoing problem of people shuffling papers and typing on conference calls without being muted. i’d like to remind everyone…”
boss: great – sandy just sent another ewhine.
silicon-based diatribe.
bob sent me yet another lengthy e-whine.

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