E-wood Egg Nog


before f-cking a girl -n-ly, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the -n-l cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the egg breaks. then pull out your peice and catch the egg/b-tt juice in a cup and dump it on her head…(or if you are doing this for a workout you may down the “egg nog” like a champ…rocky style.
i gotta wash my sheets today, shaniqua and me had ourselves some e-wood egg nog last week.

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i just blasted my pecs baby…can we switch it up and have some e-wood egg nog?

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