e-ztarded


a person who drives in the e-z p-ss toll lane who does not have an e-z p-ss. the person is then shocked and confused when they go to the pay window and no one is there to take there money
driver without e-z p-ss- “what do i do? there is no one in the booth here for me to pay my toll!?”

driver with e-z p-ss behind them- “drive through moron, it’s an e-z p-ss lane. that jerk is definetly e-ztarded”

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