Eagle Two
an ingenious codename for an ugly or unattractive person; someone you have no desire to have s-x or smooch with. as made famous by agent bert macklin from parks & recreation.
agent macklin: you can address me as “eagle one.”
anne, codename: “been there, done that.”
april is “currently doing that.”
chris, codename: “if i had to pick a dude.”
ben is…”eagle two.”
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