eagle wings
when you f-ck a woman with her legs as wide as possible
are you flexible?
yeah
lets do eagle wings
an obscene hand gesture produced by splaying the five fingers of each hand and rotating one hand so that both middle fingers lay parallel to and opposite each other. the middle fingers are then waggled back and forth as if to suggest erect p-n-ses bobbing around. a sly way to say that someone is either gay or has a s-xual perversion.
sh-t, that -sshole’s giving me the eagle wing! i feel like punching him in his f–kin’ face!
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