eagle’s nest
putting toilet paper on the seat in a nasty bathroom.
“d-mn that bathroom was so nasty, i had to lay the eagle’s nest!
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this is a combination of nesting and an upper decker. proceed to stuff m-ssive amount of toilet paper in the tank part of the toilet. then defecate atop the “nest”. the poor sap who uses the toilet next will be met by a volcano-like eruption of p–py water overflowing from the top of the toilet.
dude i heard chad had to get his floors redone and get a new toilet after we gave him that rancid eagles nest.
when getting a bl-wj-b, grab the ankles of the person giving the bl-wj-b, their stomach should be facing the ground and proceed to lift them up by their ankles while the giver holds their own ankles too. this maneuver works better if the person giving the bl-wj-b is lying on their stomach.
dude, you should have seen her when she was giving me a bl-wj-b. i lifted her up by her ankles and she was shaped like a eagles nest.
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