eamonn holmes
a very portly yet jocular irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
“you’ll never guess who i saw in the local health shop last week?”
“i have no idea although i think it’s a safe bet to suggest it wasn’t eamonn holmes.”
“no, he was down gregg’s. they had to close the shop after he’d been there to do a restock.”
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