EANAB’s


stands for equally attractive non-alchoholic beverage’s. a slang term used to describe non-alchoholic drinks offered at parties.
jamba juice is a common eanab at freshmen dorm parties.
equally attractive non-alcoholic beverage. it is an attractive and enjoyable beverage on par with the alcoholic beverages being served and may be subst-tuted without the drinker feeling left out of the celebration. eanabs are required for parties on many college campuses.
jenna was starting to get plastered at the frat party, so she stumbled over to the bar that was stocked with cranberry juice, lemonade, iced tea and other eanabs in an attempt to salvage her midterms.

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