ear boner
when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff
“what was that sound?”
“idk, but spike heard it too, he’s got an ear b-n-r.”
not like a usual singular large b-n-r, but thousands of microscopic b-n-rs along the ear drum, and going down into the ear c-n-l. when the music hits these cilia like b-n-rs, they become engorged with the sound, a pleasurable experience to say the least. at the pinnacle of a song they might erupt, causing a chill down the spine, not unlike an -rg-sm.
ooooh, play that again, that song gives me major ear b-n-r.
not like a usual singular large b-n-r, but thousands of microscopic b-n-rs along the ear drum, and going down into the ear c-n-l. when the music hits these cilia like b-n-rs, they become engorged with the sound, a pleasurable experience to say the least. at the pinnacle of a song they might erupt, causing a chill down the spine, not unlike an -rg-sm.
ooooh, play that again, that song gives me major ear b-n-r.
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