Ear Candle
the s-xual act of masturbating into your girlfriends/wifes ear while they are sleeping. once the load is shot you can put a piece of string in for effect.
-“what did harry get you for your birthday?”
-“he gave me another d-mn ear candle. can you believe he put a wick in for effect this time??”
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