ear cream pie
when a guy j-zzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his d-ck.
mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the b-tch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.
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