Ear Dildo


a q-tip
ben: “dude i can see the earwax in your ears all the way from here
frank:yeah i ran out of ear d-ld-‘s a month ago
a bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.
look at sammy! he’s pleasuring himself with that ear d-ld- again! think he’ll ever get a call on it?
slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.
pat is such a douche that he wears ear d-ld-s to concerts.

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