ear douche


the comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously b-tch burned.
ashley :” omg becky don’t believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows i’ve ever seen, you know she’s just jealous , jenny said scott is dumping her for being such a b-tch, seriously” becky : ” ok, thanks for the ear douche ! high 5! let’s get a mocha”

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