ear job

using one’s tongue, lips, and breath in and around your partner’s ear to give him/her an amazing s-xual/sensual feeling
“everytime my girl sucks on my earlobe, she gives me an amazing ear job!”
to have someone lick your ears.
look at lady -sspaste giving prof butwax and earjob!
to have s-x with another’s ear or use another’s ear for s-xual stimulation
after the earjob, s-m-n gushed out of the girl’s ear and dribbled down the side of her face.
form of s-xual intercourse in which the male inserts his erect p-n-s into the lover’s ear causing stimulation and pleasure. what many don’t know, is that the phrase “f-cked her brains out” derived from this activity. not to be confused with a nose job, an ear job allows the male to -ssert his dominance to the female in a newer, more f-cked up way.
-doctor: well it seems that you have an infection in your right ear. seems to be clogged with some liquid. have you been swimming lately?

-woman: oh that’s my husbands c-m, i gave him an ear job.

-doctor: wipes hand on cloth- well your husbands a gross f-cker.
when your girl does nothing but talk, talk, talk and you are stuck listening. with no happy ending.
inquiring dude: hey man you were on the phone forever with that girl. was she giving you phone s-x?

dejected dude: all she did on the phone was talk about the dogs, work, the weather and what she and her f-cking girlfriends are doing this weekend. my ear is aching from listening.

inquiring dude: she just gave you an ear job dude.

dejected dude: at least it wasn’t a rear job.
also known as an ej, the act of performing s-xual intercourse in the general area of the ear, any part of the ear qualifies, ear lobes or the c-n-l.
“man that emma chick gives an awesome ear job!”
sick ur d-ck in sumones ear and c-m
jeremy just gave me an ear job, wtf!