ear poker
someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
gary: that d-mn ear poker got me good!! i didn’t have enough paper towels to clean up. it was pretty embarr-ssing.
tom: dang man that so suck
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