Ear Raisin
the compilation of old ear wax that forms into a shape that somewhat resembles a raisin.
guy 1: hey my ear hurts, you got a q-tip
guy 2: ya, in the bathroom
guy 1: what the f-ck just fell out of my ear
guy 2: holy sh-t its an ear raisin
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