ear roach
noun: any one of numerous wireless devices, which serves as a cellular telephone, small in size, with a characteristic c-ck roach shape, appended to one’s ear.
those people with ear roaches are pretending to be in a phone conversation with somebody but they are actually closet, borderline schizophrenics with self-esteem issues.
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