Earbud blind
when a person who is fully aware that you are wearing earbuds and listening to music, but completely ignores them, thus continuing their conversation undeterred.
guy 1: hey should i drink c-ke or pepsi…
guy 2: listening to music
guy 1: well what do you think?
guy 2: did u say something?
guy 1: yea i want to…
guy 2: what are you, earbud blind? go away.
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