earl grey

a very delicious tea, made from black tea leaves and oil of bergamot
deron kicked back with a cup of earl grey to unwind
1) a travelling magician that invented tea.

he travelled to a small indigenous village where the people smoked the leaves from a local tree.

earl grey turned up at the village on a rainbow stallion and showed the people his magical skills.
he also showed them that it was better to add the leaves they smoked to hot water to create a relaxing warm beverage.

this was the first time tea was consumed by a person.

2) a tea with a distinctive flavour that is named after it’s creator, earl grey the magician.
examples:

1) “thank you for making this tea for us earl grey, you magical being”

2) “earl grey is a delightful beverage”
when a senior (or any man with grey pubic hair) gives another person a teabag.
old man buck gave christina an earl grey.
“earl grey” (verb):
lounge, while dressed in sweats/pyjamas/dancewear/costumes, drinking earl grey tea in a warm, comfortable environment
i am too tired to go out, can’t we just have an earl grey night.

i had an earl grey day.

this dinner sucks, we should have just earl greyed
when a male puts his t-st-cl-s up a females (or another males) -n-s, the receiving female (or male) then proceeds to squeeze out said t-st-cl-s, as if having a poo.
pleasureable for both parties involved.
like tea bagging, but -n-l…
your nuts smell youve had an earl grey
to have s-x with a british woman.
dexter was bored of rita, and had to get him some earl grey