Earlf


a male who rims his own -ss, likes to pig-blap other males. another common name for these people are squiggles mc. -ss-lancer. an earlf dislikes his own w-lly thus he steals them from victims.
“earlf” – hey dude can i -ss-lance you ?
“dude” – no!
“earlf” – o c’mon
“dude” – just no you earlf !
“earlf” – well im stealing you w-lly then ….
“dude” – touche

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