Early bird gets the turd
when you take a sh-t in the toilet at night while there is a large population in a house (usually during family reunions) and leave it to bask in its glory and the first person to use the bathroom in the morning will have a nice suprise waiting for them.
john found a nasty sh-t in the toilet when he woke up one morning and jamie said “the early bird gets the t-rd.”
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