early bird special
the act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him–preferably involves tugging on the p-n-s with the mouth, as in “the early bird gets the worm.”
girl, my man never had it so good. just this morning i early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!
when an older gentleman goes down on his female companion without his dentures.
gabriel’s bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. he just takes out his teeth and goes to town.
when you j-zz on someones face to wake them up
dude, i gave my girlfriend an early bird special yesterday!
take a couple twizzlers, use them to v-g-n-lly pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to t-tty f-ck her til -rg-sm
after the movies i decided to give susie an early bird special using the leftover candy we had
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