Early Bloomer
an “early bloomer” is a super s-xy and h-rny, non-adult teenage chick, who must therefore be avoided by h-rny adult males at all cost!
“g-d d-mn, look at that s-xy b-tch!”
“she’s an early bloomer dude. you better stay away from that sh-t, unless you feel like going to prison and getting b-tt raped a hundred times for one fun statuatory rape.”
“thanks for the tip bro!”
an early bloomer is a girl that has a “little girl” v-g-n- and doesn’t have a protruding cl-toris or any other signs of maturity.
i can’t think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as “hey early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little b-tch!”
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