Early morning robin
essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,… a sign of good health, a throbbin’ robin…
from the old ironing spray or roll on supplement ‘robin starch’…which stiffened collars and cuffs….
the first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and dave woke up with the ‘early morning robin’ pushing against the duvet…
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