early scoop
when the girl’s not ready, but you go ahead anyway
so, tina, i was out with charlie the other night and after only one gl-ss of wine he pulled an early scoop.
what? that’s a two-gl-ss move!
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nickname of the p-n-s when entering the b-tt. we had a few drinks and i fed her the cocoa knife.
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a statement you use whenever someone has f-cked up something and you witnessed the f-ck up from beginning to end. mother: –drives into a strip mall knowing it’s a dead end– me: –poker face– mother–reaches dead end– aleks! why didn’t you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?! me: i thought you had a plan
- amuzing
a cross between amazing and amusing. in other words, a perfect person. girl: you are so amuzing! boy: why thank you. 1 more definition extremely funny, hilarious, etc. comes from amazingly amusing. “haha! that was hilarious!” “yes, very amuzing!”
- analigitus
when someones vocal cords and -sshole get tangled up and they do nothing but talk sh-t. you must have a bad case of -n-ligitus because your talking a lot of sh-t.
- Iversonial
to cross someone over like no other. i pulled an iversonial on that sucker.