Early to bed, early to rise
american aphorism attributed to ben franklin (aka “poor richard”) and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a protestant work ethic. later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.
after watching “john adams” on hbo, i found out what ben franklin realllyyy meant by “early to bed, early to rise.” very wise advice, if ya know what i mean.
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