earsturbation
the act of fingering your ear in such a fast manner that it will produce an eargasm so intense, your eardrum will explode. side effects include a white noise type of p-rno sound in the fappear’s head, but only for a limited amount of time.
i caught my son fingering his ear last night.. i didn’t know earsturbation was even possible at his age.
the intensely pleasurable act -ssociated with cleaning one’s ear with a cotton bud or relieving an itch with your finger or similarly shaped object.
man: (moan)
woman: honey, you’ve been in the bathroom for 20 minutes now; is everything ok?
man: yeah, babe, i’m just enjoying a bit of earsturbation… i’ll be out as soon as i finish the other ear! (moan)
woman: hey, p-ss me a q-tip and i’ll join you!
man and woman: (moan)
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